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Feel free to include your literary analysis of your quote!

From: “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.” 

This is taken from the scene when the peasants, who seemingly spend all day slapping mud into piles, begin to debate King Arthur on governmental systems.

Woman:  Oh. How do you do?

King Arthur:  How do you do good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?

Woman:  King of the who?

King Arthur:  King of the Britons.

Woman:  Who are the Britons?

King Arthur:  Well, we all are. we are all Britons. And I am your king.

Woman:  I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Dennis:  You’re foolin’ yourself! We’re living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class…

Woman:  Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.

Dennis:  Well, that’s what it’s all about! If only people would…

King Arthur:  Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

Woman:  No one lives there.

King Arthur:  Then who is your lord?

Woman: we don’t have a lord.

Dennis:  I told you, we’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week…

King Arthur:  Yes…

Dennis:  …but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting…

King Arthur:  Yes I see…

Dennis:  …by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs…

King Arthur:  Be quiet!

Woman:  Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

Dennis:  Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

King Arthur:  Bloody peasant!

Dennis:  Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about! Did you see him repressing? You saw him, Didn’t you?

 Bill J. (who knew Dr. Burke when he did his 1st Ozzy Osbourne impersonation)

From: “Princess Bride” 1987

Vizzini:  Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…

Michelle A. (Olivia, Annalisa and Elena’s mom!)

From: “Raising Arizona” 1987

Evelle (William Forsythe): [about the balloons he just bought] These blow up into funny shapes and all?
Grocer: Well no… unless round is funny.

Dr. Steve (My personal favorite quote – ever.)


From “Van Wilder” 2002

Van Wilder: You shouldn’t take life to seriously. You’ll never get out alive.

Chelsea – Orthodontic Technician

From: “Shrek The Third” 2007

Prince Charming: You! You can’t lie! So tell me puppet… where… is… Shrek?
Pinocchio: Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don’t know where he’s not
Prince Charming: You’re telling me you don’t know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: On the contrary. I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably
Prince Charming: Stop it!
Pinocchio: …do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t at where I knew he was
[Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing]
Pinocchio: That’d mean I’d really have to know where he wasn’t.

Matt Hathaway – Treatment Coordinator

From “Dumb and Dumber” 1994

Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs… our PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!”

Jen H. - Orthodontic Technician

From “Up” 2009

Dug: My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.
[he jumps up on Carl]
Carl Fredricksen: Wha…
Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel!

Dr. Steve (How can you NOT love dogs!?!)

From “Pirates of the Caribbean” 2003

Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal .
Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we’re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request… Means “no”.

Dr. Steve (I love the sarcasm, plus this a great way to say “NO” to your kids in a cool way!)

From “When Harry Met Sally…” 1989

Older Woman Customer: [to waiter] I’ll have what she’s having.

Kathy – Front Desk

From “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” 200

Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

Whitney – Orthodontic Technician

From “Pirates of the Caribbean” 2003

Jack Sparrow: [to Governor Swann] I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

Dr. Steve (I think EVERYTHING Johnny Depp says in this movie is gold.)

From “Dirty Dancing” 1987

Johnny: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Stacy – Treatment Coordinator

From “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” 2004

White Goodman: Hmm. Oh, I don’t think I’m a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once.

Leann – Orthodontic Technician

From “Joe versus the Volcano” 1990

Luggage Salesman: Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks?
Joe Banks: No.
Luggage Salesman: It’s the central preoccupation of my life…..   This is our premier steamer trunk, it’s all handmade, only the finest materials. It’s even watertight, tight as a drum. If I had the need, and the wherewithal, Mr. Banks, this would be my trunk of choice.
Joe Banks: I’ll take four of them.
Luggage Salesman: May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.

-Dr. Steve  - (I’ve never worked in retail.  Taco Bell –yes!  Retail? –no!  No one seems to like this movie but me, and I love underdogs as much as real dogs.)

From “Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” 2006

Texas Ranger: Chip, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Becky – Orthodontic Technician

From “Bolt” 2008

Rhino: [with upset stomach] That meat lover’s pizza is NOT loving me back at all!

Lisa B. - (Anyone can relate to this...)

From “Fireproof” 2008

Michael Simmons: Fireproof doesn’t mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it.

Holly – Orthodontic Technician

From “Madagascar” 2005

Mason the Chimpanzee: [Reading the paper] I hear Tom Wolfe’s speaking at Lincoln Center.

[Phil the Chimpanzee signs frantically]
Mason the Chimpanzee: Well, of course we’re going to throw poo at him!

Dr. Steve (Monkeys?  ALWAYS funny!!!)

From “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” 1986

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Rachel C. - Friend of Burke Orthodontics

From “Little Miss Sunshine” 2006

Richard: Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level.

Beth F. – Patient and friend of Burke Ortho
(Well done, Rachel and Beth!  In recognition of your fine contributions, you will receive a most excellent Burke Orthodontic T-shirt in the size and style of your choosing!   Please let us know which of the 4 styles you prefer!!  See how fun and easy this is?!?)